A joke about religion

I loathe organized religion, everytime I see a church I imagine people sleeping with their eyes open and a minister who does you-know-who knows what in the basement. Then there are Televangalists who pretty well demonize themselves. (Ever hear Genesis's "Jesus, he knows me"?) So, after having a few brushes with these types recently I'm blowing out a bit of steam. Take note I'm not really going after (even the concept) of any "higher power" just the people who basicly claim to be such a being's eyes and ears.